The Clue Movie Remake

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Word has it that a remake of Clue is in the works.  There has been no word on casting, though Perez Hilton has suggested Johnny Depp for the Professor Plum role, previously played by Christopher Lloyd.  I see Depp more suited for the Wadsworth role, which was played devilishly by Tim Curry.  I could also see Robert Downey Jr. as Wadsworth.

As for Professor Plum, I could see John C. Reilly in the role if he toned down the curly hair.

Philip Seymour Hoffman would make a supurb Colonel Mustard.

Will Ferrell would make a good Mr. Green if he tones down the afro.

As for the ladies, Mrs. Peacock would be Meryl Streep.

Renee Zellweger would be good as Mrs. White...or, if she really wanted to do something different, Angelina Jolie.

I'd also love to see Courteney Cox as Miss Scarlet.

That's quite a cast....who is YOUR dream cast?