New Slogan for Morning Show

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I had the pleasure to MC the St Patrick's Day Parade last Saturday and it was there that I enjoyed the antics of the Lawn Rangers from Amazing Arcola.  It's a bunch of masked men from Arcola, Illinois parading their lawn mowers while tossing their brooms into the air - and sometimes even catching them!  Silly?  Yes, but their slogan says it all, "You are only young once, but you can always be immature."  And I realized that slogan fit the Arch Morning Show perfectly.  So, the Lawn Rangers may have come up with it, but Rick and I are stealing it.  Pretty immature of us, eh? 

Pictured above is one of the Lawn Rangers' mobile hydration devices.  Insert burp noise here.