Wow, will Billy brings down the house, he really brings down the house

Do what the officer says, and you don't get tased. Don't think old people can be dangerous? Ask the security guard at the Holocaust Museum

Looks like someone needs to get on his bad motor scooter and ride over there

I've got a fever. And the only prescription is more cowbell

I gotta say, after seeing that picture, I'm glad we got him instead of this guy:rnrhttp://slanchreport.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/andre-smith.jpgrnrnrn

I loved him in "F Troop," he should be great

A fear of flaming dead English horses is nothing at which to sneeze.rnrnNeither is xyrophobia, a fear I face daily (okay, twice a week at best)

I cannot stand how every newshole has to do the long dramatic pause at the end of their copy. Since when did TV reporters all become David Caruso on CSI: Miami?rnrnCraigDanger then said he had.......... no further comment

I assume this means Brett Favre is retired as well.