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RABLOG for Thursday, 01/28/15

THE BUZZ:

ARCH E NEWS:

  • Gwyneth Paltrow Gets Her Lady Parts Steamed
  • Taylor Swift Has Trademarked “This Sick Beat” and Other Phrases From Her New Album
  • Johnny Depp Says He Skipped an Event Because a Chupacabra Attacked Him
  • Oddsmakers want to know: Will Katy Perry’s boobs make a Super Bowl appearance?
  • Sam Smith talks to Rolling Stone about everything
  • Three more duet performances announced for the Grammy’s
  • Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon sued by former nanny
  • Kenny G is responsible for the frappucino??

OTHER STORIES FROM THE SHOW:

Sunday second only to Thanksgiving

Super Bowl Sunday is second only to Thanksgiving in caloric intake and advertisers are well aware.  The commercials are considered the best part by many people, including my wife, but they might not be good for your health.  A doc from US Healthworks says the ads we see encourage us to eat more and drink more during the game… and beyond.  He said, “People don’t spend $4 million for a 30-second ad if it’s not going to change behavior.  These commercials are produced by very talented people who know a lot about Americans, and their whole reason is to manipulate behavior.  They want to make you buy more beer and eat more chips.”

Guilty as charged.

RABLOG for Wednesday, 01/28/15

THE BUZZ:

ARCH E NEWS:

  • Your Female Ghostbusters Are Kristen Wiig, Melissa McCarthy, Kate McKinnon, and Leslie Jones
  • Chrissy Teigen Poured Milk All Over Herself After Burning Her Body  . . . With Jalapenos
  • Hackers Claim They Have Nude Pictures of Taylor Swift . . . Taylor Says They Don’t
  • Preview of Lindsay Lohan’s E-surance Super Bowl commercial
  • Liam Hemsworth To Save The World in ‘Independence Day’ Sequel
  • Diana Ross announces a mini-residency in Vegas… and Janet Jackson is next?
  • John Mulaney coming to the Pageant

OTHER STORIES FROM THE SHOW:

  • 10 ways to survive a job you hate.
  • A New App Tells You Which People to Eliminate From Your Life
  • 96% of Us Are So Impatient We Burn Our Mouths on Hot Food . . . Plus Four More Stats on Patience

 

RABLOG for Tuesday, 01/27/15

THE BUZZ:

 ARCH E NEWS:

  • Zach Galifianakis Looked Nearly Unrecognizable At SAG Awards
  • Emma Stone’s face after she tripped Naomi Watts at the SAG awards is priceless.
  • Is Kylie Jenner Pregnant and Dropping Out of School?
  • See Kim Kardashian’s commercial for Sunday
  • Someone Asked Rashida Jones About Her Tan, and She Had to Remind Them That She’s “Ethnic”
  • Melissa Rivers Has Sued the New York City Clinic That Allegedly Caused Her Mother’s Death
  • Tom Petty Gets Royalties from Sam Smith’s “Stay With Me” Because It Sounds Like “I Won’t Back Down”
  • Kelly Clarkson’s new album finally has a release date

OTHER STORIES FROM THE SHOW:

  • NASA Will Pay You $18,000 To Stay in Bed For 70 Straight Days
  • High school teacher leads choreographed dance to Mark Ronson’s song “Uptown Funk”
  • Talking with Kids: TAYLOR SWIFT ….Four youngsters, ages two to seven, were grilled about Taylor Swift.
    Their comical responses were caught on camera.

READ THIS, RECORD IT, EMAIL IT TO ME (brando@1065thearch.com) AND I’LL PUT YOU ON THE RADIO:

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RABLOG for Monday, 01/26/15

THE BUZZ:

  • Fighting Illini waterboy has to suit up and play.
  • Bill Nye the Science Guy doesn’t believe Bill Belichick either.
  • East Coast on “Mega-Super, Holy Crap, Here It Comes, AAAAAAAHHHHHHH, Storm Mode”.
  • 100 year old pictures found frozen in a block of ice in Antarctica.
  • Monday got y0u down? Just “Shake It Off”, 1988 style.

MORE STORIES FROM THE SHOW:

E NEWS:

  • Donald Trump says he’ll build a border fence ‘nobody can penetrate… hints at 2016 run
  • Police ‘check in on Richard Simmons following elder abuse claim’
  • Miss Colombia Paulina Vega Crowned Miss Universe 2014 as Miss USA Finishes in Close Second
  • Mike Tyson Discusses Madonna Collaboration
  • TLC gets new-album-cash from the New Kids
  • OMG! Taylor Swift revealed her belly button

RABLOG for Friday, 01/23/15

THE BUZZ:

 ARCH E NEWS:

  •  OUCH!!! Watch Will Ferrell Hit a Cheerleader in the Head With a Basketball
  •  Rosie O’Donnell Called “The View” “The Talk” . . . Was it an Accident?
  • Out this weekend – read the not-so-great review for J-LO’s new movie

MORE STORIES FROM THE SHOW:

 

  • Gave your buddy your Netflix password? You could get 10-20 years in prison

 

  •  No One Takes Selfies With the “Duck Face” Anymore . . . Now It’s All About the “Surprise Face”
    • Enjoy Ricki and Brando’s surprise face selfie :) rab suprise face

 

Read this, record it, send it to me (brando@1065thearch.com), and I’ll put you on the radio. Just that simple.

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Almost Stealing

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RABLOG for Thursday, 01/22/15

The Buzz:

You should probably clear out those old texts.  Here’s why.

The funny stories behind pet names. (WARNING: Some NSFW language)

Turns out, Jessie J can sing really good with her mouth closed.

Dude turns his house into a giant ball pit to prank his wife.

MORE STORIES FROM THE SHOW:

 ARCH E NEWS:

  • See the Kim Kardashian portrait that one guy shaved into his HAIR!
  • Lebron James is developing a new prime-time GAME SHOW

 

Need a Fake Date for Valentine’s Day?

There’s an app for that.  Yes, it seems as if there’s an app for everything.  Now, there’s an app that helps you fake a relationship with a boyfriend or girlfriend.  The Invisible Boyfriend or Girlfriend app lets users pay for “believable social proof” that they’re in a relationship.  The app generates everything from photos, to text messages and even actual voicemails.

The creators of the app say it helps you fake a relationship to get your family or friends off your back.

Manti Te’o needed this!