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RABLOG for Thursday, 01/28/15

THE BUZZ:

ARCH E NEWS:

  • Gwyneth Paltrow Gets Her Lady Parts Steamed
  • Taylor Swift Has Trademarked “This Sick Beat” and Other Phrases From Her New Album
  • Johnny Depp Says He Skipped an Event Because a Chupacabra Attacked Him
  • Oddsmakers want to know: Will Katy Perry’s boobs make a Super Bowl appearance?
  • Sam Smith talks to Rolling Stone about everything
  • Three more duet performances announced for the Grammy’s
  • Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon sued by former nanny
  • Kenny G is responsible for the frappucino??

OTHER STORIES FROM THE SHOW:

RABLOG for Wednesday, 01/28/15

THE BUZZ:

ARCH E NEWS:

  • Your Female Ghostbusters Are Kristen Wiig, Melissa McCarthy, Kate McKinnon, and Leslie Jones
  • Chrissy Teigen Poured Milk All Over Herself After Burning Her Body  . . . With Jalapenos
  • Hackers Claim They Have Nude Pictures of Taylor Swift . . . Taylor Says They Don’t
  • Preview of Lindsay Lohan’s E-surance Super Bowl commercial
  • Liam Hemsworth To Save The World in ‘Independence Day’ Sequel
  • Diana Ross announces a mini-residency in Vegas… and Janet Jackson is next?
  • John Mulaney coming to the Pageant

OTHER STORIES FROM THE SHOW:

  • 10 ways to survive a job you hate.
  • A New App Tells You Which People to Eliminate From Your Life
  • 96% of Us Are So Impatient We Burn Our Mouths on Hot Food . . . Plus Four More Stats on Patience

 

RABLOG for Tuesday, 01/27/15

THE BUZZ:

 ARCH E NEWS:

  • Zach Galifianakis Looked Nearly Unrecognizable At SAG Awards
  • Emma Stone’s face after she tripped Naomi Watts at the SAG awards is priceless.
  • Is Kylie Jenner Pregnant and Dropping Out of School?
  • See Kim Kardashian’s commercial for Sunday
  • Someone Asked Rashida Jones About Her Tan, and She Had to Remind Them That She’s “Ethnic”
  • Melissa Rivers Has Sued the New York City Clinic That Allegedly Caused Her Mother’s Death
  • Tom Petty Gets Royalties from Sam Smith’s “Stay With Me” Because It Sounds Like “I Won’t Back Down”
  • Kelly Clarkson’s new album finally has a release date

OTHER STORIES FROM THE SHOW:

  • NASA Will Pay You $18,000 To Stay in Bed For 70 Straight Days
  • High school teacher leads choreographed dance to Mark Ronson’s song “Uptown Funk”
  • Talking with Kids: TAYLOR SWIFT ….Four youngsters, ages two to seven, were grilled about Taylor Swift.
    Their comical responses were caught on camera.

READ THIS, RECORD IT, EMAIL IT TO ME (brando@1065thearch.com) AND I’LL PUT YOU ON THE RADIO:

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RABLOG for Monday, 01/26/15

THE BUZZ:

  • Fighting Illini waterboy has to suit up and play.
  • Bill Nye the Science Guy doesn’t believe Bill Belichick either.
  • East Coast on “Mega-Super, Holy Crap, Here It Comes, AAAAAAAHHHHHHH, Storm Mode”.
  • 100 year old pictures found frozen in a block of ice in Antarctica.
  • Monday got y0u down? Just “Shake It Off”, 1988 style.

MORE STORIES FROM THE SHOW:

E NEWS:

  • Donald Trump says he’ll build a border fence ‘nobody can penetrate… hints at 2016 run
  • Police ‘check in on Richard Simmons following elder abuse claim’
  • Miss Colombia Paulina Vega Crowned Miss Universe 2014 as Miss USA Finishes in Close Second
  • Mike Tyson Discusses Madonna Collaboration
  • TLC gets new-album-cash from the New Kids
  • OMG! Taylor Swift revealed her belly button

RABLOG for Friday, 01/23/15

THE BUZZ:

 ARCH E NEWS:

  •  OUCH!!! Watch Will Ferrell Hit a Cheerleader in the Head With a Basketball
  •  Rosie O’Donnell Called “The View” “The Talk” . . . Was it an Accident?
  • Out this weekend – read the not-so-great review for J-LO’s new movie

MORE STORIES FROM THE SHOW:

 

  • Gave your buddy your Netflix password? You could get 10-20 years in prison

 

  •  No One Takes Selfies With the “Duck Face” Anymore . . . Now It’s All About the “Surprise Face”
    • Enjoy Ricki and Brando’s surprise face selfie :) rab suprise face

 

Read this, record it, send it to me (brando@1065thearch.com), and I’ll put you on the radio. Just that simple.

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RABLOG for Thursday, 01/22/15

The Buzz:

You should probably clear out those old texts.  Here’s why.

The funny stories behind pet names. (WARNING: Some NSFW language)

Turns out, Jessie J can sing really good with her mouth closed.

Dude turns his house into a giant ball pit to prank his wife.

MORE STORIES FROM THE SHOW:

 ARCH E NEWS:

  • See the Kim Kardashian portrait that one guy shaved into his HAIR!
  • Lebron James is developing a new prime-time GAME SHOW

 

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One comment

  1. Jean Grey Smith

    Awesome playlist, Brando!