You’re probably going to spend Thanksgiving with family, right? Here’s how to make it more fun. Do a drinking game! For instance, when your mom apologizes for the turkey being too dry, have a drink.
When your uncle asks you to pull his finger, have a drink.
When a cousin announces he’s coming out of the closet, drink.
When your great aunt Mabel asks who you are, drink.
When there is an awkward silence, drink.
What should you drink? That’s up to you, but I recommend Wild Turkey.