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Cubs Joke

A Cardinals fan walks into a bar and says, “Who wants to hear a Cubs joke?”  The bartender frowns and says, “Buddy, you see that big biker dude at the pool table?  He’s a Cubs fan.  And you see that ugly guy with the prison tattoos over by the jukebox?  He’s a Cubs fan too.  And me?  I’m a Cubs fan, and I keep a shotgun behind the bar just for idiots like you.  Now, do you really want to tell that Cubs joke?”  The Cards fan looks around slowly and finally says, “No, I don’t want to have to explain it three times.”