I normally don’t put all my eggs in one basket, but I’d love to be your honey bunny.
Come back to my place – I’ll give you a Peeps show.
You can be my chocolate bunny. I’ll start by nibbling on your ears and save your behind for last.
Look, Jesus came back from the dead today. I think we can make this work.
I’m on a hunt – for your number.
I’ll be honest with you. I’m like an Easter bunny, delicious but hollow inside.
You put the cream in my eggs.
I gave up hotties for Lent. Thank God Easter is here.
The above was taken from THEDATEREPORT at howaboutwe.com.