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Cover Up, Please

Breasts, buttocks and genitals have been banned at the Grammys.  You may have them, but please don’t display them.  That’s the message from the CBS Standard and Practice Department.  Their “Wardrobe Advisory” emails says, “Please be sure that buttocks and female breasts are adequately covered.  Thong type costumes are problematic.  Please avoid exposing bare fleshy under curves of the buttocks and buttock crack.  Bare sides or under curvature of the breasts is also problematic.  Please avoid sheer see-through clothing that could possibly expose female breast nipples.  Please be sure the genital region is adequately covered so that there is no visible “puffy” bare skin exposure.”

I’m thinking that if someone has “puffy” skin in their genital region, they shouldn’t be at the Grammys.  They need to go the doctor!  The (covered up) Grammys can be seen on CBS Sunday night.